The wild boyz on Second South have recently begun a bulletin board shrine to Chuck Norris. The facts they have have enshrined thus far are pretty hilarious. In keeping with the spirit of creativity, as well as Scott Steere's desire for more original, Covenant related Chuck Norris facts, Manville Tabletalk offers the following little known CN facts:
1. The only person Wallace Anderson is afraid of is Chuck Norris.
2. The reason Crossman retired is because he heard Bryan College had recruited Chuck Norris for soccer.
3. Chuck Norris was once did a roundhouse kick and created an alternate inverse universe. In this universe, he called heaven Second South and hell Second North.
4. The only time Chuck Norris ever showed signs of weakness was after eating in the Great Hall.
5. When Chuck Norris sneezes, Lookout Mountain gets fog.
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I also heard that one time Chuck Norris round house kicked a hole through China's great wall to help a peasant family escape from a rebel army.
Chuck Norris sure as hell didn't organize 'Asian Food Night' in the Great Hall.
Chuck's flatulence makes Nazi gas chambers look like the perfume section of Neiman Marcus.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
*Fact courtesy of www.chucknorrisfacts.com
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