WSJ Opinion Journal

Some headline highlights, courtesy of James Taranto and the WSJ Best of the Web daily blog (comments prior to headline are Taranto's):

'Io Non So Ben Ridir Com' I' V'intrai'
"Investigator: Dante's Fire Accidental"--headline, Spartanburg (S.C.) Herald-Journal, April 13

'Not Bad for a Guy Who Hasn't Had a Beer in 20 Years'
"Bush impresses Brewers with demeanor, competitiveness"--subheadline, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, April 11

Why It Takes So Long to Get a Letter Typed at the Vatican
"Pope No Longer Racing Secretary"--headline, Daily Racing Form, April 12

Who Built a Jail Up There?
"Boulder Woman Jailed Over Garage Door"--headline, KMGH-TV Web site (Denver), April 13

Thanks for the Tip!--LXV
"Health Tip: Prevent Food-Borne Illnesses"--headline, HealthDayNews, April 12

But Not All of Them
"Experts Agree They Disagree"--headline, Herald News (West Paterson, N.J.), April 14

What Would Katie Do Without Tom?
"Tom: Yes, Katie Can Make Noise During Birth"--headline, MSNBC.com, April 13

Big Deal, So Can a Drunken Sailor
"Student Can Recite Poem With Profanity"--headline, Associated Press, April 14

Ping-Pyong Diplomacy
"US Envoy Says Ball in Pyongyang's Court"--headline, Reuters, April 11

What Would Maggots Do Without Experts?
"Experts Fly In for Maggot Summit"--headline, Manchester (England) Evening News, April 11

Thanks for the Tip!--LXIII
"Health Tip: Pay Attention to Your Child's Teeth"--headline, HealthDayNews, April 11

'It's Mullah Time'
"Rise of Hamas Concerns Brewers"--headline, USA Today, April 10

Doesn't Being Chief Justice Give Him an Unfair Advantage?
"Roberts Joins Judge Contest"--headline, Columbia (Mo.) Daily Tribune, April 7

It's Lucky for Him He Didn't Charge Both of Them
"Orlando Officer Who Used Taser Gun Not Guilty on One Battery Charge"--headline, Associated Press, April 7