Sleuth.
That's right, I now have my own tv station. Apparently this isn't a long hidden secret, but a brand new channel whose debut on Direct TV was only June 1 of this year. As you can guess from the name, this Disney channel is dedicated to all things detective, with mystery and crime type shows being the top viewing choices.
Although, when I sarcastically asked Winston what a tv channel called Sleuth would air, he responded in kind - "Anything that's slippery, I guess."

Of course, while it's great to get a tv station named after you, I kind of wish my nickname in college had been something a little more hip, like ESPN or Spike or The Weather. Then having a tv channel named after me would be even sweeter.
2 comments:
you should somehow manipulate this situation so that they pay for law school. claim copyright infringement or something. by the time it goes to trial, you'll know how to defend yourself.
I have a college named after me. That's right. And it's a school so great that people commute from the surrounding community.
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