MPC Roofing Tricks of the Trade: Tips 2 and 3

Tip 2: Don't expect to play golf or do cool things for your birthday when tractor trailers are scheduled to drop off thousands of tiles at your customer's house. Instead, decide to make a weekend of loading 3,000 lb. pallets of tiles on to a 25 ft. roof with a 25,000 lb. lull. This is called fun, MPC style.

Tip 3: Always refer to the 25,000 lb lull as a BFL (see previous entries re: a BFTV and a BFD and BFC.