If dreams are like movies, then memories are films about ghosts. And if our college experience had a soundtrack for every scene in that multi-act production, then this would surely make the album:
If you think we're kidding, think again.
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
A Glimpse Into Yesteryear
A Modest Plea to P.B.T*
Ruth!
I feel it time we both came clean in one mighty exfoliation of the soul, unmask our heart’s visage, and let our true Passions for each other collide into a fiery Apocalypse of love!
TO wit:
It is imperative that you attend the magnificent ritual known as P.B.T: the Coupling, so that I may reify my perfervid Passion through the rhythmic gyrations and systolic palpitations known as: the Dance.
I must exonerate myself of any slight I may have caused by the seductively silky, yet entirely masculine, parameters of my caress. Let me lull all your cares and worries and extrapolate all your torrid ambitions!
No! No! We must set aside our differences and injurious behaviors (born no doubt of our mutual suppressed Passion which stings us so) and parley our sexual duel through the wondrous raptures and endless pleasures of the Dance!
Come! We must ply our savage game of tease and taunt no more. Let us be taken up together into the heady rushing wind of revelry, and in that place, disgorge our flaming hearts—consumed with the same-sick desire!
Come sweet Tricky, concupiscence is no crime with us!
Please arrive promptly at nine, tonight, on the Balcony of Dreams, in whatever attire you deem necessary. Eighties power ballads, boogie, ghetto love, and Passion to ensue.
Your Guillermo,**
P.S. Reow!
*Personal Boogie Time
** Macey, The Progenitor
Copyright 2008, The Progenitor
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Covenant College
We recently discovered that our alma mater had been selected as one of MSNBC's "Pretty College Campuses."
For once, MSNBC was right.
For once, MSNBC was right.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Who said Covenant was the only marriage mill on the hill?
One of the most common refrains/complaints we heard in undergrad about our college - too many girls are there just to get the ol' Mrs degree.
We've got news folks. Covenant ain't unique.
Consider: an average Wednesday night in the law school library, briefing the cases in our Property book and trying to be a good student, when along come two cute girls who plop down across the table from us. We've never seen them before -- and we recognize just about everybody at the law school. Within seconds we've struck up a conversation, and one girl quickly asks if we'd be willing to answer some questions they have for a research project they're doing for their investigative journalism class.
This explains why we've never seen them. They're undergrads.
Perhaps unwisely, we agree to answer their questions. They never really explained what the project was about, nor gave much introduction to the questions. Pretty soon they're asking us our thoughts about girls scoping out the law and med school libraries for a date, what we think about trophy wives, and how we feel about gold diggers. Slightly uncomfortable (and confused) by their questions, we call our buddy Will over for back up. He gets peppered with questions too.
It didn't take too long for the girls to get the answers they had come for; they thanked us and told us they'd email us the final product of their research.
Well, my friends, the research is complete. You can read all about it here: Majoring in MRS is becoming less BS.
For the record, they didn't really quote us accurately. Will pointed out later that we never said anything about "visions" to be shared with a wife. Of course, we should have foreseen this problem when we noticed that the note-taking girl only jotted down a few words to every response we gave - and they weren't Yes or No questions.
So for all of you naysayers who always criticized the Covenant dating culture, take note that it isn't only the small private schools that are handing out Mrs. degrees these days. No, the folks at the big universities are pursuing that elusive degree as well.
Our hunch: wherever girls and boys are located, there also will you find the girls on the prowl. And if you boys are looking, we've got two prospects for you.
We've got news folks. Covenant ain't unique.
Consider: an average Wednesday night in the law school library, briefing the cases in our Property book and trying to be a good student, when along come two cute girls who plop down across the table from us. We've never seen them before -- and we recognize just about everybody at the law school. Within seconds we've struck up a conversation, and one girl quickly asks if we'd be willing to answer some questions they have for a research project they're doing for their investigative journalism class.
This explains why we've never seen them. They're undergrads.
Perhaps unwisely, we agree to answer their questions. They never really explained what the project was about, nor gave much introduction to the questions. Pretty soon they're asking us our thoughts about girls scoping out the law and med school libraries for a date, what we think about trophy wives, and how we feel about gold diggers. Slightly uncomfortable (and confused) by their questions, we call our buddy Will over for back up. He gets peppered with questions too.
It didn't take too long for the girls to get the answers they had come for; they thanked us and told us they'd email us the final product of their research.
Well, my friends, the research is complete. You can read all about it here: Majoring in MRS is becoming less BS.
For the record, they didn't really quote us accurately. Will pointed out later that we never said anything about "visions" to be shared with a wife. Of course, we should have foreseen this problem when we noticed that the note-taking girl only jotted down a few words to every response we gave - and they weren't Yes or No questions.
So for all of you naysayers who always criticized the Covenant dating culture, take note that it isn't only the small private schools that are handing out Mrs. degrees these days. No, the folks at the big universities are pursuing that elusive degree as well.
Our hunch: wherever girls and boys are located, there also will you find the girls on the prowl. And if you boys are looking, we've got two prospects for you.
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