Showing posts with label Election 2008. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Election 2008. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Today We Got Proposed To...

...by Barack Obama.

"If you put your trust in me — if you give me 'your hand and your heart' — then that's exactly what I intend to do as your next President."

Monday, July 28, 2008

The Messiah

He ventured forth to bring light to the world: The anointed one's pilgrimage to the Holy Land is a miracle in action - and a blessing to all his faithful followers.

Read more about it here.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Great Orators of the Democratic Party

Oh yeah, and this:
  • "What they'll say is, "Well it costs too much money," but you know what? It would cost, about--It-- It--it would cost about the same as what we would spend--It--Over the course of 10 years it would cost what it would cost us (nervous laugh). All right. Okay. We're going to--It--It would cost us about the same as it would cost for about - hold on one second. I can't hear myself. But I'm glad you're fired up, though. I'm glad. Everybody know that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma, they end up taking up a hospital bed, it costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early and they got some treatment, and a, a breathalyzer, or inhalator, not a breathalyzer. I haven't had much sleep in the last 48 hours."-- Barack Hussein Obama

Friday, June 06, 2008

Maybe

At least the great orator is original.

Monday, May 05, 2008

Judges, our jurisprudential nannies

Who said this, and what was he/she talking about?
“We need somebody who’s got the heart, the empathy, to recognize what it’s like to be a young teenage mom, the empathy to understand what it’s like to be poor or African-American or gay or disabled or old . . ."
That would be Obama. And he wasn't talking about the head of a non-profit organization, or the Pope, or even a charismatic presidential candidate. We'll let Obama tell you what he was talking about:
— and that’s the criteria by which I’ll be selecting my judges.”

So much for the rule of law.

As Jonah Goldberg put it, "Supreme Court justices are supposed to decide what the written law requires, not pick winners and losers based upon some sense of noblesse oblige. That’s why all of those statues of Lady Justice show her standing blindfolded, not bent over kissing the boo-boos of the unfortunate and the downtrodden."

Sunday, April 27, 2008

We are Deipnosophist

We can't tell if we're supposed to be electing the person who is best qualified and most capable of leading the greatest nation on earth, or casting our votes for the next big celebrity or pop entertainment icon.

Judging by the way they portray themselves, it appears to be the latter.


I am:


I am:


My name is:


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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Political Life Imitates Saturday Night Live

"Lay off me, I'm starving!"
- Chris Farley, Gap Girls, Saturday Night Live



"Why can't I just eat my waffle?"
- Barack Obama, Election 2008

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

An interesting short read about our new least favorite politician by our new favorite writer/commentator, Thomas Sowell.
“In Shelby Steele's brilliantly insightful book about Barack Obama -- "A Bound Man" -- it is painfully clear that Obama was one of those people seeking a racial identity that he had never really experienced in growing up in a white world. He was trying to become a convert to blackness, as it were -- and, like many converts, he went overboard.”

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Why Most Voters Shouldn't Vote

"Often the most fanciful ideas become the least questioned assumptions. In this election season a few have made themselves apparent, such as the notion that "change" is good by definition and "experience" is definitely good. Yet an even better example is the oft-repeated platitude that greater voter participation yields a healthier republic."
So says Selwyn Duke of the American Thinker. We think you should read the entire essay.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Election 2008 . . .

. . . it could be worse. Consider these great orators of the Democratic Party*:At least we're not dealing with that last guy as a potential candidate anymore.


*Borrowed from the Wall Street Journal